#10 cracks me up. The most true of the bunch.
agreed.self-admitted as well.
“Gibs-Me-Dat” (Ebonics) (n.) Annuities, in the form of goods, services, or material (usually welfare checks) given predominately to blacks, in exchange for their tacit agreement to reciprocate by not burning down America’s cities.
Example:
“Yo Trayvon, who you be votin' fo' in 2012?”
“I gots to go wit Obama, baby. The democrats be givin out moe betta gibsmedat.”
Synonymous with: tribute, baksheesh, Danegeld, reparations