[Delta Dawn]

‘Cracker is the term nowadays.’

Research has shown that there are four distinct classes of Crackers in the U.S.

1. Eastern Cracker — Identified by the gravy and BBQ sauce stained wife beater he is always wearing. Sub-identification can be ascertained by the discernment of a New Joisy accent.

2. Southern Cracker — Identified by the consumption of grits with every meal and the collection of 50 or more empty Budweiser cans in the back of his pickup truck.

3. Western Cracker — Identified by the fold-up fishing pole in his back pocket and the Ronald Reagan headband that has collected the three feet of grayish hair.

4. Northern Cracker — Identified by having at least two containers of Dutch potato salad in their refrigerator and the collection of 50 or more empty Miller Lite cans in their bathroom.

[hummingbird]

I'm kind of a southern cracker but I really see myself as a "hillbilly cracker".

Thanks for the breakdown on regional crackers!

[FlyingEagle]

Re classes of Crackers in the US:

You forgot the Bread-and-Butter Pickle Cracker. This one always has such condiments in the fridge.