What? He can’t text or Tweet the answers?
Hmmm, let’s inventory his real brain dump:
Doesn’t know the real background of the guys who trained him and his brother. They could be anybody.
Doesn’t really know who ordered the attack, just his handler.
Doesn’t know who his handler really reports to.
Doesn’t know what organization is really behind his handler, he’s just been told things.
Has been told he won’t get the 72 virgins and he and his family will suffer excrutiatingly if he rolls over on his handler.
Does not know where the money that funded his toys and the “mission” really came from. Could be from anywhere.
His handlers undoubtedly told him things knowing that they might get revealed, so whatever he knows may be a ruse.
They probably can get his handler’s maybe some other team member’s names out of him and go from there. But invariably the chain will come to one or another intelligence service or agency somewhere around the world, or to a nation or government that would be embarassing, so the investigation would turn politically awkward to pursue.
Bottom line: he should go down for his crime. We’ll all feel good that justice was done at least, and we can stop pulling on that thread that winds up leading somewhere embarassing. Under this regime, however, the little man’s prosecution will probably get fumbled.
As soon as he pays his fine for littering.. or at least signs an IOU for it.
All kidding aside, I do not trust that the public will be told the truth.
When will he suffer a short drop?
I hope the drugs are still working.
I hope they’re slipping him some sodium pentothal or amobarbital (truth serum) in his I-V. First question should be “Wanna see your new waterboard?” LOL
First question from Napalitano, “Boxers or briefs”?
I’m quite sure he is on opiod pain meds of some sort, so is anything he says admissible in court?
UPDATE (10:02 PM EDT):
Tamerlan Tsarnaev reportedly called his mother as police were shooting at him last Thursday night, shortly before his death.
The Wall Street Journal reports his mother said Tamerlan called her on Thursday night and said, "The police, they have started shooting at us, they are chasing us... Mama, I love you."
"Then the phone went silent," the Journal reports.
UPDATE (7:22 PM EDT):
EXCLUSIVE: Secret emails obtained exclusively by Breitbart News show the libertarian Cato Institute, Americans for Tax Reform, and Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) are colluding on immigration reform messaging in the wake of the Boston Marathon terror attack in order to push the “Gang of Eight” bill that was released this past week.
Question two: “Do you prefer red or green chilies?
Sounds like his aunt is bat crap crazy, that may be useful. Tell him she said some (made up) defamatory stuff she said. Let him think it’s public knowledge. Like he’s a repressed homo, his favorite food is pigs feet, etc.
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Might be too late on this thread, but is it just me, or does anyone else find it strange that after this guy apparently took a hit in the leg, shot himself in the head “throat”, the pictures posted of him climbing out of the boat, giving himself up to the Feds does not seem to fit what a person could do in fine form after sustaining those injuries. Just curious????
The younger one is a naturalized citizen, on 2012-09-11.
His older brother was never naturalized, perhaps because he had an arrest (conviction?) for domestic assault in 2009.
I do; and have NEVER been read them!
(Thanks; TV cop shows!!)
I love it that the radical MUSLIM TERRORIST is being held at Beth ISRAEL Hospital.
I think he was originally shipped to a different hospital. One hopes the irony and humor of the hospital transfer was intentional.
I expect that IV they no doubt first put Joker on had the same stuff in it that we use to cure bacon. I’d have preferred a direct bacon IV but what the heck. And does Joker know yet that he’s in a Jewish hospital? That should get him talking/humming/writing/scribbling or whatever he does. I volunteered to donate a pint of my blood , the bacon content of which would have had him kraving hash browns and scrambled eggs before the day was over. Will CAIR be in there making sure the little heathen gets a proper goat meat diet to recover with?