Friggin’ excellent!
No Virgins for you, aimless boy!
But it will hurt like heck.
And I’m so glad you’re at Beth ISRAEL Hospital! Ha!
Maybe a nice Jewish nurse can give you a circumcision while you’re there too. Without anesthesia.
My big brother made me do it. Poor kid was bullied.
Hey....Howya doing dude....See this button....it controls your meds...Let’s talk....
“Howdy, Dzhokar! It’s yer old buddy Bill bin Drill come to visit ya. Yer lookin’ great, my friend - looks like the Dzhoke’s on you! Heh heh...oh, the guys behind me aren’t laughing, but they’re bundles of chuckles inside, believe me. The one on the left is Yevgeni and the one on the right’s called Vladimir - they’re Cold War friends who used to work for my old buddy Pootypoot and they’re here to cheer you up. They say they used to be KGB. I think that’s a soccer team, right? No, I don’t know what the pliers and the blowtorch are for - maybe they’re plumbers too. Well, gotta run, big guy. Have a great day.”
How long have you been in the Tea Party? Who in the NRA gave you the guns?
Kid?
Is this a man who was capable of exploding a bomb next to a child and then go partying?
If so, is that a kid?
Do we speak of the men who walked directly into machine gun fire on the beaches of Normandie in 1945 as "kids"? Most of them were less than 21 years old.
How long have you been in the Tea Party? Who in the NRA gave you the guns?