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Acid-tripping man claims to be God, asks cops to cut off his penis
UPI ^ | April 26, 2013 at 12:15 PM | By KRISTEN BUTLER

Posted on 04/27/2013 9:40:58 AM PDT by haffast

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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

I like that very much-and now I’ll have it in my head for the rest of the day, which is okay, too...


61 posted on 04/27/2013 12:57:20 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Texan5

ION makes a really good USB turntable that converts vinyl to MP3 automatically.

I have a lot of really weird, obscure stuff on my iPod because of it.


62 posted on 04/27/2013 12:57:32 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Brain Damage
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Comfortably Numb

Oh, geeze...I like ‘em all, really.


63 posted on 04/27/2013 12:58:42 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Texan5

Not the song, the book.

If you think the song is scary, you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.

[dead grandpa with maggots crawling out of him, talking to the girl...yikes!]

*Horrifying* book.

I have no idea why anybody would *ever* want to risk “seeing” such things.

Screw it.
Stone cold reality is plenty freaky enough.


64 posted on 04/27/2013 1:01:35 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Salamander

I was talking about the book-it just happened to bring the incident of singing the song to mind-it is one of the mean things I’ve done that I’m totally unrepentant about...


65 posted on 04/27/2013 1:04:19 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Texan5

You have a twisted sense of humor.

I like that in a person.

[I head-fake drunks...it’s fun]


66 posted on 04/27/2013 1:06:46 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Salamander

I never read the book. But now I have the song White Rabbit going through my head because of “Go Ask Alice”

Fav PF songs

Wish you were here
Welcome to the machine
comfortably numb
The lunatic is on the grass

Just about anything else really,


67 posted on 04/27/2013 1:18:53 PM PDT by Gefn (More Cowbell please)
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To: Salamander

That is a high compliment indeed-one of those same lunatics once humorously suggested at a staff meeting that we should install a valium lick in the break room-again, totally inappropriate...


68 posted on 04/27/2013 1:22:45 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Texan5

LMAO!

[it’s good to have another fellow traveler on the path of ‘inappropriate humor’...all of my FReeper friends are such weird and witty souls]

:)


69 posted on 04/27/2013 1:27:48 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: Salamander

I was reamed for my humor more than once by that employer for being “mean” to those two female co-workers-liberals have no sense of humor whatsoever.


70 posted on 04/27/2013 1:42:48 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Texan5

My teachers thought I was “high”.

[God forbid some young kid had amassed enough intellect, vocabulary and arcane literary reference material to confuse them]

Only my art and advanced writing/comp teachers ‘got me’.

My peers just thought me ‘twisted and dark’.

I had fun, even when I was laughing alone.

[and you probably should have ‘aimed lower’]

;]


71 posted on 04/27/2013 1:50:54 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: haffast

Michael Joseph Silecchia and Alexandria Barnes sitting in a tree....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3013129/posts?page=1


72 posted on 04/27/2013 1:57:23 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Rebelbase

It was very polite, even humorous, about the whole thing so he decided to let it stay.


73 posted on 04/27/2013 2:10:23 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: haffast

Hopefully they honored the druggies’ request!


74 posted on 04/27/2013 2:21:12 PM PDT by lu shissler (an take his naiv)
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To: Salamander

Fortunately, my parents encouraged and supported us kids in our curiosity and our opinions, and went to bat for us if it was necessary. We were not scolded for asking all sorts of questions.


75 posted on 04/27/2013 2:26:15 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: haffast
So in todays FR news we see Florida Woman Sets Car on Fire at Gas Station, Claims She's God, Police Say , and Acid-tripping man claims to be God, and The President of the United States Asks God to Bless an Abortion Factory .
76 posted on 04/27/2013 4:25:07 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Come to the Lord Jesus as a contrite damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save you, then live 4 Him)
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To: USMCPOP

LOL!


77 posted on 04/27/2013 4:28:42 PM PDT by lonevoice (Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
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To: daniel1212

78 posted on 04/27/2013 5:14:45 PM PDT by haffast (Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Abe Lincoln)
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To: Texan5

Non-conformity was anathema to my ‘rents.

They wanted me to be a secretary.
[rofl]

All my talents were ‘useless’ *except* for times I got my face in the paper for winning some art or spelling contest or they featured me looking suitably studious and intellectual some goofy PTA ‘scholastic achievements’ school self-promo film.
[lord I hope they’ve burned that film]

Then, I was The Golden Child.

My ‘useless art talent’ eventually translated into $2K murals on Harleys.

Wasn’t so pointless, then.

You had good parents.

[mine literally cringed whenever I said “Why (fill in the blank)?”

Mom said I was switched by Gypsies.

:)


79 posted on 04/27/2013 6:30:19 PM PDT by Salamander (Freeps With Boas)
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To: haffast

Don’t believe it. God would go to a cooler school that Florida.


80 posted on 04/27/2013 7:16:22 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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