First good use of a burkka
“First good use of a burkka”
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Top 10 Reasons Why Wearing a Burqa Wouldn’t Be So Bad
1. No more bad hair days.
2. You save a fortune on cosmetics.
3. Everbody’s measurements look the same - 50-50-50.
4. Buying a 52-pack of Hefty lawn and leaf bags provides you with an entire year’s wardrobe.
5. You can smuggle several hoagies and an entire cooler full of beer into a football game.
6. Never shave again!
7. Your age and weight would always be your secret.
8. You can stare at people or give them dirty looks with impunity.
9. No more tossing out perfectly good clothes because they are out of style.
10. As long as you don’t snore, you can sleep through useless meetings, boring sermons, and even bad dates.