[Bender2]

Re: Cutting to the punchline before the rest of the perverts around here: "Doc says you're gonna die."

"Kemosabe, doctor say... you gonna die--"

Cliff, old buddy, the doc says for me to drink this bloody mary... before I tell you that you're going to die.

Frank, I love ya, old sport... but doc says you're going to die.

Miles, I called my doctor in St Olaf... and he says you're going to die.

Tiger, the doctors says... you're going to die.

Oberst Klink, sagt der Arzt... dass du gehst zu sterben.

Clyde says... you're going to die.

Survey says... you're going to die.

Mongo may be only pawn in game of love, but even he know... you're going to die!

Yep, big, I've got a cheddar headache and you're... going to die.

I don't give a damn what the court-martial finds my punishment is... Steve Maryk is going to die!

Bill, the doc says... you're going to die.

Luke, die... you will.

Walter, you're... going to die--

Bendy, this is your lucky day! You're... NOT going to die!

Gadzooks! Live by the sword... die by the sword--

[Howie66]

Tony Romo....sorry, Jerra...but you gonna die, boy!

[Robe]

Reminds me of the old hunter joke.....he calls an outfitter in Alaska, Says Hey I'm coming up there to do some hunting and asks, Look I know about Alaska's long gun laws, but what about handguns can I bring my .357 in case of a bear attack????
The outfitter says Yeah no problem , when you get past the airport security your good to go, but a .357 is much too small, in case of a big ole Mama Grisly jumping out of the bushes at you.. your gonna want the biggest gun you can find to blow your head off