[Viennacon]

I wouldn’t be surprised if they banned chemistry completely. After all, everyone knows that the only thing today’s kids need to be educated in is diversity tolerance and how to make people’s genitals feel tingly.

[OneWingedShark]

After all, everyone knows that the only thing today’s kids need to be educated in is diversity tolerance and how to make people’s genitals feel tingly.

Hm, I think some sort of vibrating, fast repeating low-level electrical shock device would do that...

[mirkwood]

You said it exactly right!