J.C. Mayor Healy tells Star-Ledger 'three Hispanic girls' lured him out of house for naked pix

Jersey Journal ^ | May 5, 2013

[SMGFan]

So you think you've heard all Jersey City Mayor Jerramiah Healy had to say about the naked pictures of himself, slumped on the stoop of his Ferry Street home, that surfaced shortly before the November 2004 special election? Well, think again.

Star-Ledger columnist Tom Moran reports today that Healy has offered new details about the photos that comes, in Moran's words, "with a bizarre sexual twist."

According to the version offered to Moran, Healy said three young women woke him up by banging trash cans outside his house, so he rose from bed, wrapped a towel around himself, and went to investigate.

“Three Hispanic girls, young kids,” Healy is quoted as saying. “So I go out on the porch and they pulled the towel off me. Now I start laughing, and then they started doing other stuff. I said, ‘I’m old enough to be your grandfather.’ ”

[SMGFan]

Obama endorses his re election :)

[gitmo]

I wonder what party this guy belongs to.

[SeeSharp]

Because three young Hispanic girls just can't wait to have sex with this guy.

[driftless2]

Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise, wrap just a towel around themselves, and go out of their house and talk to young girls? Sure, I believe this guy’s story...sure..... (snicker)

[allendale]

Spitzer, Wiener and now Healy. Democrats, decadent, dumb and discreet. Uh one word does not belong.

[Beowulf9]

THAT'S MAYOR HEALY! MAYOR...

[ModernDayCato]

Healy is a complete and total loser and Jersey City is a cesspool.

[SMGFan]

to be fair, he was drunk. :)

[Bob]

“So I go out on the porch and they pulled the towel off me. Now I start laughing, and then they started doing other stuff.

Are you sure that's not they start laughing? Sorry, Mr. Mayor, you story sounds ridiculously implausible.

[Navy Patriot]

I wonder what party this guy belongs to.

Yeah, me too. I swear I haven't a clue.

[RJL]

to be fair, he was drunk. :)

So the three young Hispanic girls got him drunk too.

Tough neighborhood!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Yeah...they do that, sometimes. Ya gotta watch ‘em. ;)

[cherry]

why do we put up with this crap?

[2banana]

OMG - Is that really the story your are sticking to?

I would have went with sleepwalking.

[Thumper1960]

Dear Penthouse;
You wouldn’t BELIEVE what happened to me one morning......

[Flick Lives]

Healy said three young women woke him up by banging trash cans outside his house...

This never happens to me. Some guys get all the breaks.

[ChildOfThe60s]

LOL. It’s been decades since we laughed about “Dear Penthouse” letters.

We used to try to make them up when we were stoned. Couldn’t stop laughing, never completed one.

[Thumper1960]

I know what you mean.
Had to laugh at nearly all of them.
Between Penthouse letters, MAD magazine and Monty Python, those long ago days were memorable.

[TigersEye]

I've seen that guy before.

[RightGeek]

Just trying to act like a Kennedy