Well, Leia better hurry up... 
and finish twirling--
As we are off to a gig... 
in Deutschland!
I don't like it! We hear them Krauts eat... 
pork sausage!
OMG! Is that a skin casing stuffed... 
with pork?
Here I am a musical virtuoso on the keyboard... 
and in Germany I'll be playing Oompah music--
Hey, they got me singing "Lili Marleen' and we all know... 
Marlene Dietrich nailed it a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
After Germany, I'm trying to book the band into Dubai for the Camel Races. I hear they have an all female Walk & Trot 5K... 
and I plan on trotting their eyeballs out!
Does this mean we can fly Lufthansa? We hear their stand by... 
is to die for!
Hummmmm-- That pork sounds good. Hey! Put a guard... 
on the barbie!
Pork, like serpent worms and cat meat, is consider an exotic dish on many planets but I find I can never... 
finish a whole cat by myself.
Well, don't matter what I eat as long as the beer... 
holds out--