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Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in the mouth with harpoon
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| May 8, 2013
| Stan Lehman
Posted on 05/09/2013 2:26:47 PM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook harpoon in it. /Caddyshack
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posted on
05/09/2013 3:13:14 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(3 guns when you only have one arm? "I just don't want to get killed for lack of shooting back")
To: billorites
She fell for him hook, line and sinker ...
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posted on
05/09/2013 3:27:29 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: TexasFreeper2009
The real question is... was she a whale? /duck!Correcto Mundo!
Now you know why Hillary never goes swimming when Captain Ahab is on his ship!
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posted on
05/09/2013 3:29:11 PM PDT
by
cpdiii
To: billorites
| "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!" |
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Novel: Moby Dick: Or, The Whale, Herman Melville, 1851 |
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posted on
05/09/2013 3:37:57 PM PDT
by
Bratch
To: billorites
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posted on
05/09/2013 4:12:47 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
(("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
To: glyptol
best post of thread right here.
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posted on
05/09/2013 5:36:56 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Pollster1
i am always skeptical when anyone says i didn’t know it was loaded. man or woman.
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posted on
05/09/2013 5:41:14 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: Secret Agent Man
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posted on
05/09/2013 5:47:53 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Rodamala
Do ya get my point yet!!?
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posted on
05/09/2013 5:49:52 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: billorites
She has some serious buck teeth....
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posted on
05/09/2013 6:08:43 PM PDT
by
JZoback
To: billorites
Photo of the husband...
To: Lakeshark; Borax Queen
I think this falls under “Stupid party tricks” category.
You know, like how many billiard balls one can hold in their mouth, etc.
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posted on
05/10/2013 9:01:26 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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