Breaking: Metal Spikes Smarter than Would-be Car Thief!
Too bad he didn’t manage to kill (or at least neuter) himself somehow in the attempt; he’d have been in the running for the Darwin.
Nadlehoffer responded by crashing through the gate, driving over the spikes, and hopped on the I-95 – with three flat tires – only to get caught by the police 3 hours and 15 miles down the highway – with four flat tires.Obviously it must have been a foot pursuit.
Apparently, he’s quite a regular in the area jailhouses with priors of assault, DUI, and other legal no-nos, racking up no fewer than five arrests since February.Holy habitual offenders, Batman, ya think after arrest #3 the judge might have denied bail? That's almost one arrest per fortnight. The judge could call him by name.
Overheard at the courthouse: Sheeit man, do you know how hard I worked to get a long stretch of county time? I mean it really sucks out there. Finally I had to sit there on the interstate for almost three freaking hours until dick freaking tracy got his thumb out and pulled up behind me!