silly boy ~ you know that check that’s actually in the mail? it’ll never arrive and you know how great it is to get that welfare check every month!
What’s a “check,” you old dinosaur? Can’t remember the last time I received a paper check, and I only write them a couple of times a year.
It’s a digital world, so the box at the street only collects junkmail anymore.
Three simple letters ... A C H
Checks don't need mail! Imagine that!