Hmmm. Something like.
“Gentlemen, it is a pleasure to see you all again. I hope that the spot of excitement in Boston didn’t delay you from getting your tax returns are in and complete.
My first announcement is that thanks to the Affordable Care Act, the IRS has a multitude of agents ready to audit individual tax returns. They will be using the new ‘shock and awe’ technique where fifty agents will be assigned to each particular audit for 500 days of round the clock, ‘enhanced interrogation’. The IRS is looking for a few press volunteers to undergo and report on the new process. Please signify your willingness to be a test subject by raising your hand or speaking up at any time during the rest of the meeting.
Next, I will take questions on Benghazi. (silence) Anybody (extended silence).
Thank you very much, this concludes today’s press conference.”
Exactly!
Interesting comment by Lou Dobbs a few minutes ago....
He said that using the IRS politically was one of the charges against Nixon.