Hope you enjoy it more than Virginia. But on the other hand you had better hurry. The way you're luck is running by the time you move there Texas may turn Blue as well.
A bloody revolution would please a pig like you. At least secession could theoretically be bloodless, though missing a chance like my ancestors got to kill a pack ‘o Yankees would be a disappointment. I can rest assured with persona of you ilk around things wont go smoothly. You guys won’t have the slavery thing to hang your statism on, so what would it be this time?