[dfwgator]

Is Heart considered Halal?

[Olog-hai]

Was looking at online Muslim sources and they claim that human cannibalism is (as they say) “absolutely not Halal”. But then again, there are the clerics that claim that anything goes in jihad, even gay sex to stretch the rectum to put bombs up there for suicide missions (remember that one?)

[elcid1970]

Truth is always stranger than fiction, like the old satirical tabloid headline:

“I Cut Out Her Heart And Stomped On It!!”

Or the old country song parody:

“You Broke My Poor Heart, Baby, You Really Laid That Sucker Flat!”

Hmmm.....no cannibalism in either of those.

[katana]

Is Heart considered Halal?

Raw? Maybe as a kibbeh nayyeh with hummus, tabouleh, baba ghanoush, and pita bread as one of the meze starters.