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To: murrie

“...See, you can teach kitties tricks...”
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Yeah, but when they get older, they remember
how you humiliated them when they were small
and they seek their revenge late at night
by sneaking into the closet and pissing in your shoes.
Don’t ask me how I know this to be true.


36 posted on 05/14/2013 4:01:18 PM PDT by Repeal The 17th (We have met the enemy and he is us.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

I had one who threw-up in one of my house clogs, and when I stepped into it at 4am, it was wet, cold and full. Yuk. Threw the pair away and got new clogs. LOL.


39 posted on 05/14/2013 4:10:51 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (AR-10s & AR-15s are the Muskets of the 21st Century. Free men need not ask permission.)
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To: Repeal The 17th

Lol. As a member of your cats “staff” you obviously fell short of his expectations....


43 posted on 05/14/2013 4:17:33 PM PDT by murrie (Margaret Thatcher. You were one of the best!!!!)
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