More news from the tropical paradise where the only thing that works is matches:
I am frightfully busy with my IRS-Certified 501-C3, "Hoodies for Belizeans," which is equipping Belizean Utes with warm fleece-lined "Trayvon Hoodies"(copyright)and airline tickets to come to Chicago to study Flash Mob Dynamics.
Our POTUS has said that if he weren't gay, Belizean thugs could be his sons and daughters. At any rate, I has seed the error of my ways and is doing my best to assure that the reputation of the friendly, quaint, and darn colorful natives of Belize is not blackened by exaggerated press reports.
In more upbeat news, 6 of 10 tourists from the US in Belize report that they were not mugged, assaulted, raped, or robbed within their first 24 hours in Belize. A search is presently underway for tourists who survived their first 36 hours.