It would be a shame if at the time of completion of the mosque, a video tape and other proof were to come to light that there were numerous pig carcases buried there as well as other things prohibited and offensive to these imperialist Ottomans.
All that money spent on what will undoubtedly be a grand and beautiful monument dedicated to the destruction of the U.S.
Since we’re undoubtedly on a equal footing with these enlightened people, I expect that a Bubba’s Pork Rinds and Beer shop will open next week in the Topkapi.
That would be a real shame...