He needs a cool nickname. How about call him 'Tiny' Weiner.
I was going to suggest Wee Weenie but your idea is better...
Tiny Weenie works better because Tiny is almost his first name (Tony)
I get it. GOOD ONE!
Thanks,
fhc
why do so many grossly-deficient or unethical people go into politics, for gosh sakes (and succeed in getting elected)!?