[muir_redwoods]

I went outside the bowling alley to have a smoke. I was wearing my bowling shoes and carrying my 64 oz coke. I had such a large drink because I had put too much salt on my fries.

I think this amounts to a capital offense in NY state

[Quick Shot]

That’s three strikes and your out’a here.

[swampthang77]

Haha, that’s truly lol. Except for those who actually live in NY. Wow, that must suck...

[KarlInOhio]

I went outside the bowling alley to have a smoke. I was wearing my bowling shoes and carrying my 64 oz coke. I had such a large drink because I had put too much salt on my fries.

I think this amounts to a capital offense in NY state

I hope you used plenty of transfats for the fries so there is at least the chance for a grease fire when they strap you into old sparky.

[Conserev1]

Que Dragnet music.

[GreenHornet]

I went outside the bowling alley to have a smoke. I was wearing my bowling shoes and carrying my 64 oz coke. I had such a large drink because I had put too much salt on my fries.

Bloomberg is going to order a drone strike against you!

[cuban leaf]

I went outside the bowling alley to have a smoke. I was wearing my bowling shoes and carrying my 64 oz coke. I had such a large drink because I had put too much salt on my fries.

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I did that once. I was also munching on deep fried spotted owl I had bagged just that morning with the pistol I keep in my glove box.

FWIW, spotted owl tastes a lot like Bald Eagle...