We interrupt this CNN advertisement... for Breaking News on the Oklahoma tornadoes caused by Global Warming--
Brandon, here is your video... during the tornado--
"We're going to die! We're... going to die!"
Now, why were you the only one in the car screaming... like a little girl?
I see we have... Breaking News--
--from the White House: "I wish to thank the Oklahoma tornadoes... for once again getting all my scandal off the front page--"
We now return you to "Lizz Winstead Tells the Truth" already in progress... This has been Ken Brockman reporting.
"See, see! Allahu Akbar! I told all of you Allahu is punishing Oklahoma... because they disagree with our Lord and Savior Obama!"
I'd say... you cannot make this stuff up--
But I have decided to take the fifth.. as it appears we are all out of beer.
Out of beer, that is a disaster!!