[smokingfrog]

Is the 0bama vault safe? That’s the important thing.

[Revolting cat!]

According to reliable reports from the island, the original copy of President Obama’s birth certificate was irretrievably damaged as a result of the tremors.

[Gay State Conservative]

The WH just announced that Osama Obama’s birth certificate,sadly,was completely destroyed in a freak building collapse cause by the quake.

[hoosiermama]

Love the Big Island. Was in Kona during the Japanese earthquake and following tsunami Went to Hilo and had an earthquake there. Are the vulcanoes about to be more active?

[barmag25]

I was at the Hilo Walmart when it happened. Didn’t feel that strong.

[cookcounty]

Obama’s grandma rolling over in her grave.

[1_Rain_Drop]

Amazing. A quake occurs in Hawaii and all we’re concerned about is zero’s BC.

[Revolting cat!]

So, seriously, what about Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate?

[Islander2]

Being from California, I have been through many earthquakes. There the quakes were of the rolling, shaking kind....that seemed to last a long time. This quake today was completely different. It was very sharp and jolted the whole house, but it did not last longer than about 5 seconds, there was no rolling and no aftershock.
No damage inside the house...things knocked off shelves or things like that.