[IamConservative]

Surely, you can come up with more than 22 quotes even before the first flush while reading the paper.

That is a powerful metaphor. Flushing your 1.6G Al Gore while taking an Obama while reading a list of dumb things politicians say. IF you could just shoot your shotgun off your front porch at the same time, it would be perfect.

[lbryce]

Interesting how great minds think alike. I tried to insert something along the lines of “while taking an Obama” but couldn’t get it to read quite just right. But you did manage to convey it properly. :-)