WH nixes Obama safari..plan includes SNIPERS take out lions,cheetahs if they threaten 1st couple

dailymail.co.uk ^ | UPDATED: 17:02 EST, 13 June 2013 | By DAVID MARTOSKO IN WASHINGTON

[DManA]

Ah come on. Mallia and Dallia HAVE to be able to pet a lion.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Oh, stop it. You guys are killing me! (says the Kenyan)

[haffast]

[Slings and Arrows]

Bad Kitty ping

Bad president ping.

[Irenic]

I wonder what all the furloughed fed workers will think about this?

[ctdonath2]

IIRC, President Theodore Roosevelt dealt with the same problem by shooting the predators himself.

[NonValueAdded]

[Liberty Valance]

Wait ... wut?

[petitfour]

Oh for the days when we had real men in the White House.

[dragnet2]

Will they be visiting headhunter villages in the Congo?

[Joe 6-pack]

A Suitable African Wildlife Greeting for His Highness

[dragnet2]

When Obama meets with Chief Badmumbo, he will be wearing the native garb as a good will gesture.

[MHGinTN]

Just one little mosquito, loaded with ebola carried to little barry, is all I ask.

[dragnet2]

Gak

[JoeDetweiler]

Oddly enough, I was thinking along these lines just the other day....what would the Secret Service do if the President, any president, was attacked by a swarm of bees?

Run away, I suspect....

[doorgunner69]

Aw come on, think of the poor beasties and the hair ballz hey would have to cough up after gagging the Mooch down.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Mosquitoes don't carry Ebola.

[dragnet2]

what would the Secret Service do if the President, any president, was attacked by a swarm of bees?

They'll be in the village hotel hut, drinking voodoo juice and banging Swahili prostitutes.

[Iron Munro]

There is nothing like getting away for a while with a trip back home when things start going wrong at work.

[Catsrus]

I, too, hate the phrase - “first couple.” It makes me gag. They might be the first couple, but I won’t type what I think regarding the category.