[PATRIOT1876]

*The EPA does not permit seeps so the East coast states will have to take some sort of remedial action soon. But the critters around the seeps mustn’t be disturbed so an Interstate Bicycle Path System may need to be built so restore something or other.*

“FAR! FAR! Fire will be coming out of the water faucets!
Ain't nobody got time for that!”

Oh no oh no!
Join my group “SDCN” Shut Down Civilization Now!”

We can't have any machinery, technology, jobs, electricity. They are all evil and against the darter snail and the Doh Doh bird!

Please, won't you send your trillion dollars coins to:

GOVERNMENT SUPERMACISTS FOR THE AMERICAN WAY
666 Socialism Avenue
Man Bear Pig, TN 37201

Only $700 trillion dollars will virtually wipe humans from the Earth with our environmentally sound plans.

Do it for the children!

[count-your-change]

If a gas seeps release all sorts of noxious fumes it’s the most wonderful thing in nature to be found but if my cow belches the world will begin to melt.

So many nuts, so few strait jackets.