SAM’S CLUB FEATURES “COCKTAILS IN A BAG” THAT ARE ADVERTISED AS “EBT APPROVED”

http://www.libertynews.com ^ | june 22, 2013 | Eric Odom

[lowbridge]

Rebah Matheson, a friend on Facebook, recently sent me a picture of a display found at a Sam’s Club in Newport News, VA. The display is advertising Lt. Blender’s Cocktails in a Bag. The below video describes the product.

[USS Johnston]

UN-BEE-LEEV-ABLE.

Are there .guv EBT Cards for smokes and hookers too?

[centurion316]

Margaritas are a basic food group, don’t you know. Come on people!

[Enterprise]

"Margaritas are a basic food group, don’t you know."

It is sad that this actually has to be pointed out to people. Liquid Margarita in a 32 ounce cup. One of the basic food groups.

[Paladin2]

Looks like there is no alcohol in the bag.

[PowderMonkey]

Going through life fat, drunk, and stupid. Keeps the proletariat happy. Like the Sovs get their state-issued vodka ration.

[EDINVA]

probably because it’s the mix minus the booze

[dagogo redux]

Sodom and Gomorrah.

[newzjunkey]

there’s no alcohol and it even requires water? that’s not really a cocktail.

[fhayek]

A sign of the “end of the world as we know it”. EBT should be vouchers for potatoes, rice, vegetables, hamburger and milk. If you need soda, doritos, “cocktails in half in the bag”, get your lazy a$$ out and earn it yourself. But I know I am a filthy racist reactionary.

[Jane Long]

Whatever happened to cheese, milk, bread and eggs only, for food stamps?

I know, I know. Whatever happened to accepting temporary assistance, motivating you to get a job?

[Rebelbase]

All of us need to prepare for the day EBT cards stop working.

“Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!”

[twister881]

Earl Butz was right: “Loose shoes, tight *****, and a warm place to ****.”

[twister881]

No thanks to Lt. Blender, but I will take the Wahine who is flogging the product. Is she approved for EBT?

[fhayek]

We have the fattest poor people in history. A statement which speaks for itself.

[KC_Lion]

Blotto Bros. can be bought on the Cheap!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3B3C5hR1lk

[Cyber Liberty]

Looks like there is no alcohol in the bag.

probably because it’s the mix minus the booze

there’s no alcohol and it even requires water? that’s not really a cocktail.

I'm having an Animal House moment:

Bluto: "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Boone: "The Germans?"
Otter: "Shh! He's on a roll..."

I'm sitting back watching people freak out over this EBT approved item. Hey! There's no booze in it! Nobody's buying booze with an EBT card!

[American in Israel]

Lime coolaid in a new package for twice the price.

[Cyber Liberty]

::Nodding::

[Mortrey]

They can use their EBT cards to mail packages, too, at the Post Office.

I mentioned this to a young woman who just finished using the stand alone, self-serve kiosk...she just laughed a little. (probably a Benghazi Barry voter who will wonder why the country is in Civil War II soon. IDIOT.)