[From The Deer Stand]

Is there a “Straight Pride Month?”

[Dalberg-Acton]

There’s 12 of them.

[unixfox]

Is there a “Straight Pride Month?”

How bout a straight white Christian male month?

[markomalley]

Is there a “Straight Pride Month?”

Of course. It’s celebrated along with Anglo-American History Month and Male Heritage Month, during tree new month of al-Obamter.

al-Obamter, a highly classified month right now, is the period between August and September. Internal White House memos have the public release of this thirteenth month of the year scheduled for Eid al Fitr, in the year of the prophet 1436.