[Marcella]

“I am ALWAYS giving my wife advice on how to cut an onion.
She never takes it. Hence I will one day be giving her advice on where to get her thumb re-attached.”

If you were my husband, you would cut the onion from then on. That would be true with any other criticism you had about how I did something. You could do it from then on, whatever it was. Eventually, you would know if you criticized, you get that job.

[from occupied ga]

If you were my husband, you would cut the onion from then on. That would be true with any other criticism you had about how I did something

Let me be the first to say I feel sorry for your husband.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Believe me, I would rather cut all of her onions for her than have to watch the way she does that now.

[sheana]

Hah. My standard answer.....fine you do it.....as I walk away.

[American in Israel]

Better a crumb on the rooftop than a feast with a contentious woman.

That is called passive aggressive, and is hell to live with.

Let me tell you how to buy a fishing boat...

[Secret Agent Man]

or you could be cutting the onion poorly on purpose hoping your husband believes you just can’t do it, thinking it’s a task simply beyond your capability, and starts doing it himself.