sounds like a great job for Ryan & Rubio
Faster than an Executive Order! Stronger than a Presidential Pardon! Able to leap procedural hurdles in a single bound!
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AMNESTY AVENGERS!
Hey, Lets give a big grant of money to Mexico so that every citizen gets free lessons in English (as it is spoken in the USA)—maybe 5 or 6 billion dollars, so when they come here, they can find jobs and fill out welfare papers!!! OR another Idea, use the money to teach every student in the USA how to speak read and write Spanish (as it is spoken in Mexico). Force all Americans to learn this language! The people of Canada had to learn French after all. OR another, Idea—invade Mexico and make the whole of that land part of the new United States of North America! (Canada can come later). Their government is already corrupt so they will fit right in. Then Lower the min. wage to a Buck an hour!