(1) What have I done for God? Ask Him. What have I done for country? Paid career diplomats like your heroine.
(2) Not a “rabid Muslim “ country? Tell Lara Logan that. Or the Copts.
(3) No, never been. Can’t afford to go because of the taxes I pay to send fabulous diplomats there.
(4) Because it infuriates our “allies”
Translation: You have done nothing.