Much higher risk professions are airplane pilot, fisherman, lumberjack, farmer, miner, roofer, trash collector, truck driver. Many dogs really have it out for the mailman, and postal carriers aren't allowed to go postal on the family dog. The fat trough eaters are just trying to make it to their cushy pension, and will use what's in easy reach on their tool belt to protect that plan.
“The fat trough eaters are just trying to make it to their cushy pension, and will use what’s in easy reach on their tool belt to protect that plan.”
Pensions are very important to them but think they might like to go out on a “disability” pension due to a simple dog bite.