Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?
Oliver Klozoff! Call for Oliver Klozoff off!
Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I.P. Freely!
Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey, guys. I’m looking for a Jacques Strap.
Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody! I wanna see more butts!
Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, one of you guys has got to be homosexual!
Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen my crotch lately?!
Hugh Jass! Can somebody check the men’s room for a Hugh Jass?!
Uh, Bea O’Problem? Bea O’Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O’Problem here?!
Amanda Hugginkiss! Hey, I’m lookin’ for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can’t I find a man to hug and kiss?!
Ivana Tinkle! Ivana Tinkle! Hey, everybody, put down your glasses. I wanna tinkle!
OK, when I call your name, uh, you say “present” or “here”. Er, no, say “present”. Ahem, Anita Bath? Alright, settle down. Anita Bath here?
Alright, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks!
Telegram for Heywood U. Kuddulmee! Heywood U. Kuddulmee? Big guy in the back, “Hey, would you cuddle me”?
Hang on, I’ll check. Has anyone here seen Maya Normusbutt?
I’ve got a Drew P. Wiener here. Anyone expecting a Drew P. Wiener? I hold in my hands a “droopy wiener”!
Yuri Nater? Yuri Nater? My mouth is begging for a Yuri Nater!
Here till Tuesday! Try the Veal!!