Uncle Chip, as you know, I and the field team here at St. Trayvon Memorabilia have been most assiduous in moving product. But once again, although you are an inspiring leader, prematurely tipping off the buying public to our secret marketing strategies is no frickin' help.
We laid out the "Overturned Jury" strategy with Angela Corey (aka "Railroad Angie") not three days ago! In exchange for a royalty agreement on the St. Trayvon Ladies Juror Hoodie (Pink Ribbon on Chest, opposite St. Trayvon Embroidered Logo), she agreed to bring hate-crime and zoning violation charges against the entire Zimmerman clan, including Bob Dylan and relatives in Peru and Africa.
Please, Uncle Chip, no more public announcements w/o checking here first, OK?
But interest is waning. We must keep the hope alive -- the hope of selling more bobbleheads and RR Angie memorabilia.
BTW it may be warm in Miami, Houston, and LA but we need to see more protesters with our Traydemarked Breathable fabric Hoodies on. Make sure the Traydemark is visible and they are not knockoffs.
All Railroad Angie memorabilia is now on sale at 50% off.
Trainwreck Angie bobbleheads to be available by the beginning of next week.