"Is that you, Daddy?"
Posted on 07/18/2013 11:13:01 AM PDT by nickcarraway
The personal life of Tennessee House Democrat Steve Cohen has been a bizarre mix of Days of Our Lives and Catfish lately: When he was caught tweeting during the State of the Union address to young aspiring swimsuit model Victoria Brink, he was forced to admit that she was his long-lost daughter. He deduced as much when, as he explained, he "Googled her mother, found out she had a child, and the math looked pretty accurate," despite another man believing all along that he was Brink's father. This morning, nearly six months after Cohen went public with his unscientific revelation, CNN pulled a Maury and issued a paternity test.
Victoria Brink, it turns out, has a 0 percent chance of being Representative Cohen's daughter.
"I was stunned and dismayed at the results," said Cohen. "I still love Victoria, hold dear the time I have shared with her and hope to continue to be part of her life."
Asked what she learned from the ordeal, Brink said, "Maybe do a DNA test first?"
OK, show of hands....
How many guys noticed she is standing in front of the door of an antique bank vault?
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Well that was the first thing I noticed. After admiring the vault I then checked out the girl.
Probably. A lie to cover for his affair.
Looks like someone has it in for him
“Or could he have made the whole thing up to over an affair he was having with her?”
BINGO! My thought exactly.
He wanted to be an anonymous sperm doner but found out it was just a liberal pipe dream after all.
The back story is that he was caught tweeting some “Hey sweetie, I love you” stuff to her. He then said she was his long lost illegitimate daughter and the tweets were totally innocent.
"Is that you, Daddy?"
I still can’t see the bank vault. Give me a clue as to where it is located.
He “knew” her mother in the Biblical sense.
Naw! Who would ever think such a thing????? ME TOO!
How odd that a democrate could ever think this
To the best of my knowledge Steve has never been married. For years many in Memphis just assumed he was a gay. That was part of the shock when he admitted he had a daughter.
If he is a single man, why would he need to cover it up?
Democrats have ____ed so many people they can just assume that there are products of their behavior out there.
A male rat sniffing after a woman? Won’t that get him kicked out of the party? I guess since he thought she was his daughter it would be OK in ratland.
There are more than you will ever know.
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