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To: Starboard

There will be no more power outages. They will be power “issues”.

Microsoft greatest achievement, IMO, is the morphing of:

Screw-up
F***-up
Calamity
Crash
Catastrophe
Bungle
Error
Foul-up
Mistake
Failure

Into “issues”.

5 posted on 07/24/2013 9:35:25 AM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")

To: The Antiyuppie

How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?

He doesn’t. He declares darkness industry standard.

10 posted on 07/24/2013 9:50:54 AM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)

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