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Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck
Associated Press via myfoxny.com via Drudge Report ^ | July 29, 2013 | Staff

Posted on 07/29/2013 12:14:59 PM PDT by upbeat5

LONDON (AP) — London firefighters say they have freed hundreds of people with body parts trapped in household objects in the last three years, including 18 children with heads stuck in potties or toilet seats and 79 people trapped in handcuffs.

The London Fire Brigade speculated that the popularity of erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" may account for a rise in handcuffs-related emergencies.

"I don't know whether it's the 'Fifty Shades' effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up," said Third Officer Dave Brown.

Since 2010, London firefighters have treated almost 500 people with rings stuck on their fingers, nine with rings stuck on their penises, and one man with his penis stuck in a toaster.

Rescue crews also helped five people with hands stuck in shredders and 17 children with their hands trapped in toys.

The brigade released the list of incidents Monday to encourage people to be more careful. It advised people to exercise common sense — and always to keep the keys nearby when using handcuffs.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: handcuffsa; toaster; uk
Humor for the day. Read the comments.
1 posted on 07/29/2013 12:14:59 PM PDT by upbeat5
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To: upbeat5
Will the London fire department please remove Obama's hand from my pocket?
2 posted on 07/29/2013 12:18:16 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (This message has been recorded but not approved by Obama's StasiNet. Read it at your peril.)
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To: upbeat5
..., and one man with his penis stuck in a toaster.

Uhhh....why?.....

3 posted on 07/29/2013 12:22:08 PM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: Red Badger

American Pie, British Pop-Tart?


4 posted on 07/29/2013 12:24:25 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Red Badger
why?

Well, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time, plus it's cheaper than dinner and a movie. /smile

5 posted on 07/29/2013 12:24:41 PM PDT by ken in texas (The Obama Excuse: They never told me and I didn't ask.)
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To: upbeat5

From the comments: “And all that was just Anthony Wiener’s weekend in London.” LOL

I guess using handcuffs isn’t necessarily safe sex.


6 posted on 07/29/2013 12:25:23 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: Red Badger

He wondered the same thing after he waffled a bit.


7 posted on 07/29/2013 12:28:18 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Tagline: (optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: upbeat5

I have a family member who used to work for a health insurance company processing medical claims. As you can imagine many of those are very entertaining reading. Or so I’m told.


8 posted on 07/29/2013 12:28:22 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: upbeat5

people are folking depraved

what makes them think they should read trash like I have heard shade of gray is

what makes them think putting on handcuffs would add to the sex thing

why is the sex thing such a motivator, I for one don’t get it


9 posted on 07/29/2013 12:32:23 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: ken in texas

I would have plugged it in, pushed down the timer and I guarantee that thing would have come out post haste...........


10 posted on 07/29/2013 12:45:10 PM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
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To: Red Badger

Was it a PopUp Toaster ?


11 posted on 07/29/2013 1:52:05 PM PDT by wonkowasright (Wonko from outside the asylum)
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