Trenton woman allegedly steals dresses at Quaker Bridge Mall, crashes car, leads police into marsh

The Times of Trenton (NJ.com) ^ | July 29, 2013 | Alex Zdan

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Oh, for goodness sakes! Why would you want to bring a weiner into this thread?

[Pan_Yan]

Assaulted a security guard, wrecked your car, busted your friend's arm and left her for the police, fell in the swamp, AND goin’ to jail for a while.

Moral of the story: wear something looser than a tube top next time.

[JennysCool]

Oh yeah? See post #12!

[Bullish]

If you’re theft security in a major department store don’t you think you’re gonna be keeping a sharp eye on ‘shoppers’ who look like Shabrika? She’s just idiot enough to think she could get away with it.

[Revolting cat!]

Shabrika Leathers does have a nice sound to it!

[dearolddad]

Laz, maybe?

Not even Laz.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Apparently she's fashion conscious. She should be relieved that Orange Is The New Black.

[SampleMan]

Into a marsh? Sounds like wet grass.

[trebb]

I am impressed. Most women will not flee into a marsh to escape.

If she keeps house like my first wife, the marsh is probably a step up.

[catnipman]

Name of perp is Shabrika Laster. Enough said.

[GunsareOK]

She be so ugly she ain’t be needin’ no nice dresses. A smock will do.

[SharpRightTurn]

Wonder if that red number was one of the outfits Shabrika acquired from Macy’s as “reparations”?

[EinNYC]

She looks like she just woke up and crawled out of a swamp after decades in an underwater cave.

[tuffydoodle]

I’m a woman. And I’m attracted to canned spicy ham, better known as spam. spam spam spam spam spaaaaam wonderful spaaaaam

[calex59]

Detain them in the store by walking up and telling them, come with me to the office or back part of the store, you have store merchandise on you and are leaving without paying, the police are on their way to process your crime, don’t run away unless you want more charges than shoplifting levied upon you.

I was always under the impression that you can't arrest someone for shop lifting if they are still on store property(inside the building). In my area of CA they always wait until the suspect leaves the building then they stop them, not physically of course, but approach them and talk to them.

[stockpirate]

“no, I would” lol