The Hitter: This sleeper-troll will claim that he or she would have sex with absolutely any person who has a picture posted, no matter how repulsive. Some have speculated that they would have sex with a Sears-and-Roebuck 1.5 HP Wet and Dry Vac if given the opportunity, whereas others remark they would sleep with a knotty pine board if one was offered.
Oh wait, on that one... I AM NOT A SLEEPER TROLL!!!