A few months ago I had to go the emergency room. When they were admitting me, taking blood pressure, temperature, etc, and the guy was typing on the computer and asking all these questions and he said to me, “Have you brought any weapons with you?” Without even thinking, (and knowing what they were going to have to do to me), I blurted out, “No. Should I have?”
I have a similar answer to the smoking question. “No I don’t, but do you think it would relieve the pain?”