Bomb squad, hazmat units at Rep. Cummings' Baltimore office

The Baltimore Sun ^ | August 7, 2013 | Justin Fenton

[Gorilla44]

A hazardous materials unit and federal agents are investigating a suspicious substance found at the Baltimore office of Rep. Elijah Cummings, officials said.

[Gorilla44]

Isn't this convenient.

[The Antiyuppie]

A burning bag of dog poop?

[workerbee]

Maybe someone with a brain walked into the office. That would certainly be suspicious.

[Pan_Yan]

I won’t say it but plenty of others will be along shortly who will.

[boomop1]

How would they notice?

[cripplecreek]

Tea party saliva?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Are you suggesting a hoax? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

[vette6387]

The “suspicious substance” they found was Cummings himself!

[Buckeye McFrog]

suspicious substance found at the Baltimore office

I believe it's called Natty Bo....

[DirtyPigpen]

Or will be magically linked to republican.

[Dead Corpse]

Did the festering bag of bile that substitutes for his skull finally explode?

[GladesGuru]

Eli-whatever is a Muslim. You know how difficult it is to reliable house break one of those things.

Cut the Musloid some slack! Perhaps he thought he was merely ‘cutting the cheese’ and miscalculated. Or, a constituent might have pulled his finger unexpectedly . . .

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Tea Party, Sarah Palin, the Koch Brothers, Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, the usual suspects.

[no-to-illegals]

no doubt ... self inflicted.

[RedMDer]

The Constitution?

[Enterprise]

Naw. Cummings and some of the CBC were having a tostada fiesta luncheon and they all farted at once.

[Third Person]

Typical leftist shenanigans.

[MestaMachine]

Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da, gitchy gitchy ya ya here. Mocha choca la ta ya ya.

[hosepipe]

HAzmat chief findings after search..-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ5-BTdcqjk

[VanShuyten]

Another “The b!tch set me up” moment?