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To: NormsRevenge
I don't begrudge a man, any man, a round of golf or two...

It can't be 100+ rounds, or he wouldn't suck as bad.

I haven't seen video of his full swing, but that chip was pitiful, and the putting stroke was something to shield from the eyes of young children.

W in his prime would have cleaned his clock.

If I'm ever president, I'm appointing a pro golfer as a fitness czar. It's a game for life, a healthy outdoor pastime, especially if walking the course.

Don't worry about the cost. I'm doing away with the Dept of Ed to make room in the budget.

20 posted on 08/11/2013 4:26:59 PM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski

“It’s a game for life, a healthy outdoor pastime, especially if walking the course.”

I would like to modify the game a little.
The golf ball should be standard compression — much lower than the modern ball so courses could be smaller.

Carry your own clubs, a maximum of three plus a putter.

Walk the course? Not if you can run the course. Play for time. How fast can you complete 18 holes?

If the ball goes in the water, you go in and get it.

Put a goalie (holie?) in front of the 18th hole.

Maybe increase the element of danger on the pro circuit — Crocagators in the water traps; cobras in the sand traps.


24 posted on 08/11/2013 4:45:53 PM PDT by Zuse
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