“Doctors are now government informants under Obamacare. Fact.”
Yep.
“Q: Do you have any guns? A: No.”
Best answer: "Sorry, but it is our family policy not to disclose and private-security information to non-family members.
Almost as good: "Why don't you come over and try to find out?"
” Do you have any Dogs? “ ( seriously was asked this)
A: whats a dog?
“Q: Do you have any guns? A: No.”
More subtle:
“Do you ever feel depressed, have any unexplained violent urges, ever felt like hurting yourself or those around you? Are you taking any antidepressants or psychtropic medications?”
“Oh, and do you happen to own any firearms?”