....and the media won’t call these people liars?
From the Office of Attorney General; State of Oklahoma
Dear Mr. President,
Perhaps you are now aware that three under-aged individuals (two of them could have been your sons) decided to murder an innocent foreign national ‘just for the fun of it’. But apparently as of the afternoon of August 21, 2013, your White House spokesman said you (and apparently the official policy of your administration) were not aware of this case.
While we are sure someone in your office probably received at least one phone call from the Australian Embassy about it, I completely understand the position that such incidents should be ‘frowned upon’, and perhaps it would be better to allow the Australian Prime Minister to speak on the matter. After all, such international incidents need not the attention of an administration who is desperate need of allies these days.
With that said, our office has decided to give this case as much attention as you think it deserves. For this reason, due to over-crowding in our prisons, we will be placing these troubled suspects within the general adult population at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary in McAlester, Oklahoma until their trial dates. And in an effort to promote diversity, we will be placing at least two them with the more fair-skinned inmates (you know, the ones that look more like... your mother).
If you, or the United States Department of Justice have “civil rights” questions about this action (as I’m sure you will), please contact:
Kim Beazley, Australian Ambassador to the USA
1601 Massachusetts Ave, NW
Washington DC 20036
(202) 797 3000
...and I’m sure he’ll make you “more aware” this case. Or, simply return his phone call.
Sincerely,
Scott Pruitt
Attorney general, State of Oklahoma