“Sounds like my kind of gal.”
If you can put up with a pack-a-day and “I’ve earned a whole week of sick time, so I’m takin’ all next week off drunk.”
Got our share of those around here.
Not counting those of "disability" that are always off...and drunk / stoned.
My wife's boss owns about 15 mobile homes and rents them. Last count, all but 1 or 2 are occupied by renters that are on "disability". Half the damn county is on so called disability and the rest of us are getting raped with property tax increases "for the children" and the city workers that "haven't had a raise in 3 years", poor darlings.