[Jeff Chandler]

Dr. Stephanie Shonekan
Assistant Professor of Ethnomusicology and Black Studies

[bravo whiskey]

at least basket weaving gives you a marketable skill.

[Gargantua]

Just another "twerking" Ubangee skank from the modern-day milieu who have chosen to make "being really offended" part of their professional resumé and daily routine.

What they need is for something really offensive to cross their palate, so they can regain some helpfully informed perspective. Let's try this:

"Assistant Professor of Ethnomusicology?" What the EFF is that, if not a titular admission of having no real use, purpose or value in our system of higher education? The three-toed bayotch of a corn-fed, corn-rowed, corn-holed ho!

There, maybe THAT will help...