"Hey, Boehner, welcome aboard. Just calling to remind
you to have your aide give Valerie your offshore
account number so she can wire-transfer your war profits."
"How much you gettin'? Well, we budgeted $50 billion a
day for the bombing, I figure we can siphon of couple
billion for ourselves."
"Frankly, I wasnt gonna bomb the Syrians. Kerry's full
of it. We dont have proof of poison gas."
"But when I heard Neocon Richard Perle got enough
Iraq war profits to start his own oil company, I
figured why the hell not."