[ZOOKER]

This is why Obama put Kerry on point instead of pushing the Syria strikes himself. A year from now he'll be claiming he never supported strikes on Syria, and there'll be no footage to dispute it.

Hey, Kerry, be a pal and check the oil while you're under there, willya?

[Carriage Hill]

LOL. Wipe-off the bloody sand from the back taillights and license plate, too, Lurch.