Posted on 09/07/2013 5:27:09 AM PDT by Zakeet
The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.
An Aug. 29 letter from the Little Rock School District’s Office of the Superintendent to all employees explains that the dress code will officially go into effect in the fall of 2014.
“Foundational garments shall be worn and not visible with respect to color, style, and/or fabric,” the letter reads. “No see-through or sheer clothing shall be allowed, and no skin shall be visible between pants/trousers, skirts, and shirts/blouses at any time.”
T-shirts, patches and other clothing containing slogans for beer, alcohol, drugs, gangs or sex will also be prohibited. Other verboten garments will include cut-off jeans with ragged edges, cut-out dresses and spaghetti-straps if teachers aren’t wearing at least two layers.
Flip-flops will be banned. “Tattoos must be covered if at all possible.” No jogging suits, either (though gym and dance teachers do get a pass on this one).
And the very worst of all: No spandex.
Organized labor vocally opposes the new universal underwear requirement and the rest of the non-draconian dress code.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailycaller.com ...
LOL! It’s not often one gets something over on you!
We used to a have a charming young lady working the front counter. When the AC went on, for half our customers it became a distraction. The other half complained.
When I was in high school Anheuser-Bush came up with the bright idea of having knit Cosby sweaters with their can images on the front and back.
I think at least one person in every school around me attempted a full day wearing it or having it on at a dance or football game.
Alcohol lectures for everyone followed soon after.
5.56mm
Years ago there was a “braless bandit” who pulled several successful bank robberies.
No one could describe her face.
;^)
Underwear inspector is Laz’s dream job. I bet he will work for free. I volunteer myself to be his assistant but have the prerogative to reject certain teachers for inspection and will defer those to Laz.
underwear is overrated.
it doesn’t specify what type of underware...
Whaletales and cupless are obviously on the way.
You know...it's been a while (35 years)since I attended public school...
Seems most of my male teachers wore at least a button down dress shirt with a tie and slacks and in many cases a sports jacket...
Women teachers universally wore a dress or a matching pant suit...except for the gay gym teachers who wore gym suits...
Have we really fallen that far down the rabbit hole to expect teachers to dress like adults...
“Call on Big Sis.”
UGH!! I’m afraid she would do the job much too enthusiastically.
Bwaaahaaaahaaaa
You inspect one you inspect them all.
In most of American Business, ties are no longer the rule.
The separation of classes is measured by pants. Managers wear khakis or chinos and workers wear jeans.
The formalized coat and tie is no longer the uniform of the day. As a matter of fact, the wearing of a tie with a suit is now under going change. Suits sans ties are the thing
My uniform of the day is khaki shorts and a T shirt or Sweats and a long sleeve super t with a t shirt ...... of course I’m retired
Nothing mentioned about pasties OR clear plastic hooker-heels? That spells L-O-O-P-H-O-L-E for Miss Crabtree.
Love that episode!
I know...just commenting on where we were as a nation and were we are now...
The president of the company were I work routinely wears jeans and a company polo shirt ...he runs a $100 million organization...
But, I believe in profiling..lol
And the filthy bastard in the White House puts his filthy muslim feet on MY Resolute desk !!!!!
Here ya go.
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