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Feds: Man tried to enter US via red chile shipment
Associated Press ^ | 09/07/2013

Posted on 09/07/2013 8:05:33 PM PDT by oxcart

Edited on 09/07/2013 8:06:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

COLUMBUS, N.M. (AP) -- Authorities say an immigrant suspected of entering the country illegally attempted to make his journey in an unusual but hot place - a shipment of red chile.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at a New Mexico border checkpoint said the man was discovered Thursday face down among a commercial load of the spicy stuff.


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KEYWORDS: chile; drunk; mexican; tequila

1 posted on 09/07/2013 8:05:33 PM PDT by oxcart
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To: CedarDave

That’s gonna leave a mark.


2 posted on 09/07/2013 8:06:45 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: oxcart

a shipment of red chile.
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Is that Communists from a South American Country?


3 posted on 09/07/2013 8:31:42 PM PDT by xrmusn (6/98 --Egoist:A person of low taste, more interested in himself than me. (Ambrose Bierce))
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To: xrmusn
a shipment of red chile. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Is that Communists from a South American Country?

I know just the guy to put a stop to that.


4 posted on 09/07/2013 8:33:25 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: oxcart
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers working at a New Mexico border checkpoint said the man was discovered Thursday face down among a commercial load of the spicy stuff.

Was he dead?

5 posted on 09/07/2013 8:40:39 PM PDT by Mark17 (Mark Levin: Barack Obama is a human wrecking ball)
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To: oxcart

I guess he’s in the hot seat now.


6 posted on 09/07/2013 10:04:01 PM PDT by American Constitutionalist
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To: Mark17

He was alive. Just hammered. Found an empty tequila bottle with him.


7 posted on 09/07/2013 10:16:24 PM PDT by barmag25
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To: oxcart
"hold my beer tequila while I.."
...it seems always to end to same.

8 posted on 09/07/2013 10:50:27 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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